How to smoke weed everyday at my job?

Entrepreneurs Smoke Cannabis 24/7 to Crush Life!

Know the 6 simple steps one must follow if you want to live life high and be a productive badass mother fucker. 

• Step 1 – Smoke Weed Whenever you want, however many times you want. All Fucking Day
• Step 2 – Know What Needs to Be done
• Step 3 – Move your Body 
• Step 4 – Do the things you said you were going to do 
• Step 5 – Don’t waste time deciding when to start next project
• Step 6 – Don’t give a fuck about other peoples opinions 

I like this idea of being a productive pothead it has gotten me this far in life as a 34 year old and I look back at my life saying man everyday sure has been pretty fuckin’ fun since I starting smoking weed.  Granted I started at 18, maybe 19 but this is one plant that I can say has changed by life for the better. Sure there have been some upsetting days, hard days, boring days, missed opportunities, maybe even a few regrets but God damn I can say for certain that I am always trying to live my best life. 

Living One’s Best Life?!?

What the fuck does that mean? Does it mean I fly on a private jet to wherever I want in the world? Not in my current situation. Does it mean I can buy whatever I want or go to whatever restaurant I want whenever, No not exactly. Does it mean I wake up and go to bed every night with a smile on my face, grateful for my human experience and the effort I put in each day creating the life I want and need. Absolutely. I live my best life everyday by walking in gratitude, sharing, and spreading love and kindness and knowing exactly what I want out of each day that increases my overall happiness and well-being everyday. I Own my decisions and also am completely open to the possibility that I can chase whatever dream I may have.

Living one’s best life requires one to know what and why you are living each day. I am living to create, living to love, living to express love and kindness to everyone one and anyone. And most certainly myself. Do I Trust everyone. Fuck No! Do I wish everyone loving energy. Of course I do. I can say for certain if I didn’t wake up and smoke weed, this energy would be harder to embody. Not impossible but harder. Smoking weed is like taking the fast lane to your true authentic self.  The plant provides and heals the soul from past, current and future trauma. It works miracles in the mind, body and spirit to let it all go and connect with the NOW. 

Why am I writing this.

I Want people to understand you don’t have to follow all the rules society tells you, or what the media tells you to do or how your mom told you to behave since you were a child.

Yes having a good moral compass is important, don’t kill your neighbor , don’t steal, stop at red light intersections are great rules that should be followed but following all societal rules without question and just because your neighbor or friends do is the fastest way to complacency, control over ones’ life and lose what it means to be human. We are all born with free will (unless you are North Korean, but that is for another blog post) and just because you were suppose to get in line and shut up when you were a kid doesn’t mean it is the way it has to be as an adult. This has always been a complete and utter load of crap. Yes be respectful by being quiet in the library and not littering but god damn it,  it’s time to reconnect with yourself and respect yourself by chasing after your dreams and learning how to live free and in the moment. 

High & Present is the Key to unlocking eternal happiness

Our world is constantly in flux and we are here to enjoy this changing energy not stay or feel stuck in this endless cycle of stupid repetitive behavior. Yes laundry sucks but if you are high while you are folding laundry you give your cells the opportunity to find the fun in the mundane. Be awake to the unknown and spiritual energy of the basic shit we have to do by smoking weed and living life high.  I think we were born with these CB1 and CB2 receptors in every blood cell of our body so that we can tap into nature whenever the fuck we want. 

Living in modern day society this ancient herb is more important than ever. We need to de-stress, relax our nervous system. We need to start realizing we are just like all the plants, insects and animals that we engage with every day on the cellular level.  All livings beings need the basics like shelter, water and food. The coolest things about being a productive pothead is this one amazing plant becomes apart of every single activity. Seriously, I am going to take a break right now so I can get even higher so I can take this blog to another level. 2 minute break starting now ( I suggest you go get high right now if you are not already) 

Take a break and Getting High is a way of life if you are a stoner.

Ok so I took like a really long break (like I took the rest of the day off from the computer) but I decided to read , draw a boomer cartoon, eat some homemade eggrolls, watch a movie, go to bed late , because I also have Tuesday off , the benefit of being your own boss. When you have fuck around time you can literally fuck around. This blog doesn’t make me any money…yet. I also have been putting it on the back burner. However after recently listening to the book The High 5 Habit by Mel Robbins and several other motivational self-help books Can’t Hurt Me by David goggins and The House Witch by Arin Murphy-Hiscock to name a couple other ones.   I’ve decided why not start taking some of their advice and implementing what they do, in my own way into my already badass life.

So I took a hard look at my schedule, where am I wasting the most time?

It was Easy, literally doing fucking nothing. Death Scrolling back in forth between social media accounts seeing who recently liked what I posted , I’ve been thinking why the fuck do I care so Much? Why do we all care so much. Especially when rule number 6 to being a productive pothead is not giving a fuck what other people think. I do believe I should listen to someone’s opinion but that doesn’t mean I need to follow their advice or implement what they say unless it really is helpful advice and opinions. So here I am facing my fears , doing what I say I am going to do & that is crush life with every opportunity I get. I want to have a successful blog, I want people to know me for being a badass in not just one area but in all faucets of life. I believe we are here to enjoy life even during the most trying of times. In fact, looking back at my life some of the best memories are the ones where I am working hard and struggling to resolve a problem. 

However if you have someone super negative in your life or if you are that negative person in your life you need to take that energy flip it down and reverse it. You either remove that person from your life which is possible if its someone who you can say boy bye too but clearly please don’t kill yourself If you be bringing in those negative vibes. Maybe just maybe start to love yourself every chance you can. In order to shine your light you have to commit to chasing, welcoming and being grateful for the energy you are seeking.

A Quick Boom Book Review on the High 5 Habit

Three things author and Life Coach Mel Robbins taught me from her book The High 5 habit is how to truly engage in the most powerful love you have. The love you have your human self that was given to you at birth. We love to look at our selves and smile at the mirror when we are babies and innocent with out any judgment. So truly go to a mirror , smile, tell your self “I’m the best” and High five yourself. Seriously touch the fucking mirror  and do it every time you see yourself if you don’t believe it. You will see and feel there is transfer of energy going on here. & Before you high five yourself the first thing you can do is High 5 your heart before you get out of bed each morning and before you close your eyes each night. Put your hand and your heart and tell your self “I am safe, I am ok, I am loved” and I promise that energy will keep building up more in your soul until you are the unstoppable positive light and spirit you are meant to be.  Third take away from this book is High 5 your day by bringing movement into your life every fucking day. I already knew this but I think more people need to hear this. You have 40 mins everyday hopefully even more time but go fucking do something. Seriously, a walk, yoga, a quick hiit workout. Something, move that ass God gave you and start recapturing your health and vitality. Research has proven exercise increases your creative energy and overall work performance. So what are you waiting for. High five your life so you can also High 5 others. 

Cleary, being a productive pothead might only be for us High Permaculture Entrepreneurs, but it’s hard for me to believe when you have the same blood cell receptors that we do. There are so many ways to get high you don’t even have to smoke it but maybe you just haven’t tried it because you were too afraid to get off that couch and experience life high without feeling “judged.” No one is fucking judging you bro, but yourself. So next time after you smoke that bong, hit the J, toked on that big fatty blunt, eat a gummy, take a drop of tincture or drink some infusion get up and go see what life is really like. I promise it is always better “on weed”